February 17, 2010

A Very Important Rant

Today's rant is brought to you by: Crazy fans

Some people cannot handle being fans. They cannot handle liking something. Please note the following:

Exhibit A

Exhibit B

DO NOT do these things. It is inappropriate. (One excessively more so than the other, I'll let you decide. Hint: IT'S OPTION A.) If you are a crazy fan, and you insist on doing these things, please continue to do so over the internet. It is hilarious. (Not really a rant, but the exasperation is still there.)

2 comments:

Kimberly said...

The best part of Exhibit A is the comments left by the rather confused crowd.

The first is definitely stupider, but the Exhibit B is REALLY CREEPY. The concept of a pillow/puppet man aside, this brooding, long-necked claw man would give me nightmares if it were in my house. At the very least they could have covered it in paste and roll it in sprinkles. Actually, I think that would just make it creepier.

Jamie said...

They need to cover the Edward in glitter, and turn the Jacob into a creepy pillow-man / heating pad.

The saddest thing? THEY SOLD OUT OF THE MAN PILLOWS.