I Really Hope They Are Talking About Picking a Band Name
She-Hooligan: We're going to be firetruck cannibals.He-Hooligan: You're what?She-Hooligan: We're going to be firetrucks that eat other firetrucks.He-Hooligan: I'd love to see you guys just walk into a fire station...She-Hooligan: ...and start, like, gnawing on the tires. Haha.He-Hooligan: Haha. Well if anyone could do that, it'd be you guys.
Anarchists New Making Friends
Angry Man: You see that cop?Jaded Teen: Yeah?Angry Man: He's there to give you a $500 ticket for jaywalking.Jaded Teen: Woah.Angry Man: They can't think of normal ways to do things, so they just make them up.Jaded Teen: I hate cops.Crazy Bearded Man: Me too! I keep getting hit by cars when crossing a crosswalks.Jaded Teen: Man.Crazy Bearded Man: It's happened three times. The cops told me that half of them were my fault. The light was white. How was that my fault?