February 20, 2009

You have elected the way of pain!

I'm getting my wisdom teeth out this afternoon. :(

Luckily, my dentist seems nicer than that one.

February 11, 2009

There's no knowing where you might be swept off to.

How to be an explorer of the world.

It's stuff I've discovered and been taught many times before, but it's always good to go over it again. Plus, I like the chicken-scratch journal look of it.

February 6, 2009

One small bite is enough to fill the stomach of a grown man!

Pop quiz! Can you tell the difference between these:

Exhibit A: Disgusting food bag

Exhibit B: Delicious sandwich from heaven

If yes, congratulations. You are smarter than the employee with the morning shift at my local McDonald's. At least the idiot person who ordered a disgusting food bag ON PURPOSE is in for a pleasant surprise.