April 24, 2009

Jim! You don't ask the Almighty for his ID!

I'm still watching the Star Trek movies in order, and must say that out of all the odd-numbered (bad) Star Trek movies, Star Trek 5 is by far the most hilarious.

Highlights:

  • Spock's rocket boots and heroic mid-air handstand
  • Attack of the three-breasted catwoman
  • Uhura dancing with an oversized feather fan on top of a sand dune, while dressed as a Vegas showgirl (She was distracting a bunch of bald bed-sheet wearing aliens so Kirk and crew could steal their horses. I'm sure it was all standard procedure.)
  • God's laser eyes
  • The man-eating Stonehenge that ate Spock's brother (uh...spoiler alert)

If you're in the mood for a so-bad-it's-good movie, definitely check out Star Trek 5: The Final Frontier.





Wow. Trailers have certainly evolved. It's amazing anyone ever went to movies with trailers like that.

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