Overheard on Public Transportation

As I am now without a car, I think this has the potential to become a regular series.

I Really Hope They Are Talking About Picking a Band Name

She-Hooligan: We're going to be firetruck cannibals.

He-Hooligan: You're what?

She-Hooligan: We're going to be firetrucks that eat other firetrucks.

He-Hooligan: I'd love to see you guys just walk into a fire station...

She-Hooligan: ...and start, like, gnawing on the tires. Haha.

He-Hooligan: Haha. Well if anyone could do that, it'd be you guys.

Anarchists New Making Friends

Angry Man: You see that cop?

Jaded Teen: Yeah?

Angry Man: He's there to give you a $500 ticket for jaywalking.

Jaded Teen: Woah.

Angry Man: They can't think of normal ways to do things, so they just make them up.

Jaded Teen: I hate cops.

Crazy Bearded Man: Me too! I keep getting hit by cars when crossing a crosswalks.

Jaded Teen: Man.

Crazy Bearded Man: It's happened three times. The cops told me that half of them were my fault. The light was white. How was that my fault?