"I tell you, fellers, there's goin' to be an attack."

I think someone accidentally emailed me their nanowrimo. Either that or I'm about to embark on an epic government-abolishing journey with a non-human schizophrenic guide. I hope he's hot. Some guy has a handsome face brazen in...something, though since it looks like I'm going to be stuck with two guys in a box I guess their physical appearance isn't that important. Plus, there's an elephant that can leap to the sky so it sounds like a fun sexy time is in store.

Make sure you have your food storage ready. I'll do my best to keep you all safe, but I can't make any promises.